Paragon NOT

Paragon NOT

© 2008 Bryce Black

 

I never been a paragon of fashion
Nobody ever called me suave or dashin’
My social graces lack
the element of tact
I can’t sustain a flame of constant passion

[Chorus:
So baby, what you see is what you get
ain’t never had a lover yet
who rated me a ten
but baby I’m willin’
to try again]

I might forget to tell you that I care
I may forget to bathe and brush my hair
My cookin’s kinda grim
My bathroom is a sin
There’s bones and stones still lyin’ round my lair

[Chorus]

When it comes to dancin’ I’m a hopeless flop
As for romancin’
tell me when to stop
My timin’s not precise
but I’ll try to treat you nice
and I promise you won’t have to call a cop

[Chorus]